Catfish Carl

Bachelor and a Bottle; White Claw Edition

Editor’s Note: The Claw’s did Carl some favors this week as this may be his best work. It also helps that Swordfish Shirley has joined the fight. Is it still confusing? Absolutely. Yeaaaaaaaaaah buddy, you read that right. No wine for this fish tonight, it’s all about the claws. Did a little looking online andContinue reading “Bachelor and a Bottle; White Claw Edition”

Bachelor and a Bottle; 5th Glass

Peter Finally Makes His Mind Up On Alayah  I will just jump straight into this one. Regardless of how you feel, how much would it suck to be Alayah right now? You get your heart broken once, and now twice. Alayah has to hear rejection from Peter two times and on the second go aroundContinue reading “Bachelor and a Bottle; 5th Glass”

Bachelor and a Bottle; 4th Down

Editors Note: At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. The reaction of all of the women just saysContinue reading “Bachelor and a Bottle; 4th Down”

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