Bachelor and a Bottle; White Claw Edition

Editor’s Note: The Claw’s did Carl some favors this week as this may be his best work. It also helps that Swordfish Shirley has joined the fight. Is it still confusing? Absolutely. Yeaaaaaaaaaah buddy, you read that right. No wine for this fish tonight, it’s all about the claws. Did a little looking online andContinue reading “Bachelor and a Bottle; White Claw Edition”

Bachelor and a Bottle; 6th Glass

Editors Note: Catfish Carl has been given complete creative freedom from the FTS Team. His undying love for The Bachelor and wine makes for a unique mix of chaos and confusion in his articles. Quite frankly, we love them. Hope you do too! First things first…death, taxes, Mykenna crying. How does she produce so muchContinue reading “Bachelor and a Bottle; 6th Glass”

Bachelor and a Bottle; 5th Glass

Peter Finally Makes His Mind Up On Alayah  I will just jump straight into this one. Regardless of how you feel, how much would it suck to be Alayah right now? You get your heart broken once, and now twice. Alayah has to hear rejection from Peter two times and on the second go aroundContinue reading “Bachelor and a Bottle; 5th Glass”

Bachelor and a Bottle; 4th Down

Editors Note: At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. The reaction of all of the women just saysContinue reading “Bachelor and a Bottle; 4th Down”

Winner Winner Catfish Dinner Trivia

Welcome to Catfish Carl’s sports trivia where the points don’t matter and you have nobody to impress. Each week, I will throw out some trivia questions to test your common sense knowledge and other aspects. Each week will have random questions ranging from sports to agriculture. You will have no clue what questions will beContinue reading “Winner Winner Catfish Dinner Trivia”

Australian Open Women’s Final

The women’s championship of the Australian Open is all set. Like many of the previous Australian Open finals, this matchup features two pre tournament long shots. Gabrine Muguruza pulled off an upset to reach the final. Not long after, Sofia Kenin did just the same. Gabrine Muguruza’s Road to the Final The Spaniard crawled herContinue reading “Australian Open Women’s Final”

Thiem vs Zverev: Australian Open Semifinal Preview

Last night the Serbian Novak Djokovic powered his way into the Australian Open Final. The Joker is attempting to win his 8th overall championship title in Melbourne. The more impressive stat is Novak is currently undefeated when reaching the championship, a perfect 7-0. But before we get into that conversation, tonight will determine his competitor.Continue reading “Thiem vs Zverev: Australian Open Semifinal Preview”

Coach K Attacks Cameron Crazies

Pitt traveled into a tough environment at Duke last night. The final outcome of the game was a 67-79 deficit, yet the biggest take away had nothing to do with the players. The nickname for Duke student section is the Cameron Crazies. Crazies is an understatement to describe them. Duke has one of the toughestContinue reading “Coach K Attacks Cameron Crazies”

Indy Eleven Add Offensive Weapon

The Indy Eleven announced their first player acquisition of the new year on January 24th. Indy Eleven agreed to terms of a deal with Major League Soccer’s Atlanta United FC  to bring forward Andrew Carleton to Indianapolis for the 2020 season.  “Acquiring one of the most talented young Americans playing domestically speaks volumes to theContinue reading “Indy Eleven Add Offensive Weapon”

Bachelor and a Bottle; 3rd Glass

EDITORS NOTE: Bachelor and a Bottle is a weekly series where our friendly Catfish, Carl, downs a bottle of wine and puts fins to the keyboard to write out his thoughts. Carl may or may not have had a few too many glasses…or bottles of wine. However, we have given him full creative freedom. EvenContinue reading “Bachelor and a Bottle; 3rd Glass”