As 2020 begins we are blessed with a new reality tv season of The Bachelor. I myself have not been a fan of the show. One bottle of Oliver sweet red wine and a random evening at a friend’s house changed all of that. Watching Colton act like one of the softest dudes with unlimited girlfriends was some of the best content I had seen and I could not get enough. This year will bring a new Bachelor, Peter Weber.
Peter Weber is a pilot who resides in Los Angeles. His father was a pilot, his mother was a flight attendant, and his brother……yeah a pilot. He grew up basically in the backyard of where The Bachelor and The Bachelorette is filmed saying he always wanted to visit and see what was going on. As a fellow horny adolescent going through puberty who wouldn’t want to see 15+ gorgeous women hanging out boozing by a pool?! Peter was on season 15 competing to win over Hannah who was formerly Miss Alabama. Peter made it to the final 3 but was sent home. I guess the multiple fornications in a windmill isn’t as much of a turn-on for women as we all thought. Anyone who had a single intelligent cell in their brain would have made Mike the next bachelor. There has never been a lead African-American bachelor EVER and there wasn’t a better opportunity until now. Really dropped the ball there ABC. But oh well, we have our new aeronautical angel Mr. Weber to guide us to our destination of catfights and content. Just please remember to keep your seatbelt fastened at all times and keep the aisle clear.
There are way too many people to dive into, so here is a quick rundown of the names and occupations of the bachelorettes striving to guide Peter’s lonesome heart towards their terminal.
Alayah, 24, an orthodontist assistant from San Antonio, Texas
Alexa, 27, an esthetician from Chicago, Illinois
Avonlea, 27, a cattle rancher from Fort Worth, Texas
Courtney, 26, a cosmetologist from Venice, Florida
Deandra, 23, a home care coordinator from Plano, Texas
Eunice, 23, a flight attendant from Chicago, Illinois
Hannah Ann, 23, a model from Knoxville, Tennessee
Jade, 26, a flight attendant from Mesa, Arizona
Jasmine, 25, a client relations manager from Houston, Texas
Jenna, 22, a nursing student from New Lenox, Illinois
Katrina, 28, a pro sports dancer from Chicago, Illinois
Kelley, 27, an attorney from Chicago, Illinois
Kelsey, 28, a professional clothier from Des Moines, Iowa
Kiarra, 23, a nanny from Kennesaw, Georgia
Kylie, 26, an entertainment sales associate from Santa Monica, California
Lauren, 26, a marketing executive from Glendale, California
Lexi, 26, a marketing coordinator from New York, New York
Madison, 23, a foster parent recruiter from Auburn, Alabama
Maurissa, 23, a patient care coordinator from Atlanta, Georgia
Megan, 26, a flight attendant from San Francisco, California
Mykenna, 22, a fashion blogger from Langley, British Columbia, Canada
Natasha, 31, an event planner from New York, New York
Payton, 23, a business development representative from Wellesley, Massachusetts
Sarah, 24, a medical radiographer from Knoxville, Tennessee
Savannah, 27, a realtor from Houston, Texas
Shiann, 27, an administrative assistant from Las Vegas, Nevada
Sydney, 24, a retail marketing manager from Birmingham, Alabama
Tammy, 24, a house flipper from Syracuse, New York
Victoria F., 25, a medical sales representative from Virginia Beach, Virginia
Victoria P., 27, a nurse from Alexandria, Louisiana
The first thought is that there are multiple contestants who work in the same field as Peter. His mother was a flight attendant, so kudos to the casting crew. Honestly, I would never want someone in the same workplace as myself, I don’t want to come home and complain about my job and have my wife one-up me because some baby in row 12 would not stop screaming and big shot Billy from LA wants special treatment because he thinks he is the richest man on the flight. That just can’t happen. But I will say I looked up Peter Weber on venmo to see who he was friends with and interacts with. The smart son-of-a-gun had his activity private…but not his friends. Sarah, Hannah, and Courtney are all friends with him but can’t confirm they for sure the contestant themselves…but something to keep an eye on those three.
Keep a heads up for more articles to come as each week progresses. Bachelor and a bottle is a beautiful combination, cheers to the next several Mondays! Be sure to tell me what you think on Twitter at @FTSCatfish.
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